Off late, there's a real funny joke doing the rounds of internet. Can't stop laughing after reading it. Here - have your laugh too -


Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "भाइयों और बेहेनो, आपको जान कर खुशी होगी की हमको अमरीका में नौकरी मिल गयी है. "
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued...... "अब हम आप सब को अपना appointment Letter पड़कर सुनाऊंगा. पर letter अंग्रजी में है. इसलिए साथ-साथ हिन्दी में translate भी करूंगा.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- प्यारे लालू प्रसाद भइया, [Dear Bro Laloo Prasad]
You do not meet -----आप तो मिलते ही नही हो [Where have you been?]
our requirement ----- हमको तो ज़रूरत है.[We Need You]
Please do not send any further correspondence ----- अब लैटर भेटर भेजने का कौनो ज़रूरत नाही. [Absolutely no need to send letters]
No phone call ----- फूनवा का भी ज़रूरत नाही है. [Not need to make phone call]
shall be entertained ----- बहुत खातिर की जायेगी. [You'll be highly taken care of]
Thanks ----- आपका बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद. [Thank you very very much]
Bill Gates. ---- तोहार बिलवा. [Yours' Truly, Bill]


Now try to keep yourself from laughing your lungs out. :D