26th December

Felt extremely lonely and low..


Strangely, I forgot how to post…and, I don’t even have a title in my head for what I’d be posting!!! I was thinking how mad I was about Blogging!

I loved my blogs "Elicit Thoughts" and "Mwah-3" and was crazy about writing. But, everything has changed now……...they hardly exist for me these days!

This is the way life is. Sometime in life we are madly into something, madly in love with something and someone changes those feelings in you…for bad..!

Dunno what to write next…..Merry Christmas... :)

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3 years of knowing my love

Hey ET. Visiting you after so long... Been busy; in loving your creator; Ria. First loving her. And then fighting with her. And now we have parted ways for good. Still, she's still with me. In my mind. Always will be. Can't get her out of there even if I wanted to. We had our good days and bad days. And even though bad days grew on us and we had to split, I don't want to remember all those bad blood between us. Whenever I remember her, which is effectively 24x7, I remember only the good things. And miss her.

I still remember this very day, 3 years ago. It was past 6 PM and I was bored in office. So, was randomly browsing through blogger blogs. And I landed on you. You were a simple black colored blog back then. I read couple of poems and liked them. Saw that they were written by someone named Ria Shah. Ahh, I had liked that name instantly. Dropped a comment there. "You have a good flare for writing. Keep it up". And I moved on. And you know what? Within sometime, Ria pinged me from my blog. "Do I know you"? Apparently, she had thought me to be someone she knew. Some other Vicky. And when she came to know that I was someone else, she was kinda angry - "how can you drop a comment - kisi k bhi blog mei..!!!". Haha. She didn't knew k blogs are for that only; getting views and comments from unknown people. Readers at large. That helps us connect with like minded people. And sometimes, we find our soul-mates that way. I found her. My Ria. But hadn't know that yet.

We exchanged some orkut scraps that day. And I found out that she was talking about me with her friend on Orkut. Oh, wasn't I excited. I eavesdropped and read both sides of the conversation. She was miffed that most of my posts were copies and not original work. But then there was this scrap that "He's a nice guy". Very normal thing to say, indeed. But I liked that a lot. Was feeling very good. Still didn't know that that was the start of a long beautiful relation.

When I look back now at that evening, I just feel so lucky. This is the day Ria came into my life. 10th May. Even though we had our big fight last month and we are not talking to each other now; I don't regret she coming into my life. In fact, I cherish it. She made my life beautiful and gave me love. She's the 1st girl who loved me. Every single moment spent with her is like one lifetime for me.

Here's to the 3rd anniversary of two strangers colliding and starting a VicRia.

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Bishop and the Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .. even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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Ways girls turn down romantic guys

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!