Modern human math
People in my office are getting innovative these days. ;) Found the following post in the intranet today. Guess this is also some fwd but really a great one. Check it out -
Modern Maths
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Modern Maths
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!
:D
Modern human math
2007-12-11T02:16:00-08:00
Bikram
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